

You see a blackboard hanging off a tree, with a piece of chalk beside it. You try it on, but it's a little too formal for your style. You see a black tie hanging off of a tree in front of you. You see a black hole in the ground, but it's not a particularly interesting black hole, so you don't bother marking its location on your black map. You don't have a pitcher to scoop it up with, so you leave it. You narrowly avoid stepping in a pool of pitch black black pitch. You look behind a tree and see the Black Mariah revolving slowly on its platform. It has a lot of names and phone numbers in it, so you decide to leave it there in case the owner comes back. You find someone's little black book on the ground. You find a pool of thick tar with a flock of gross birds bathing in it - they must be black tar herons. Some of them are just plain peas, so you punch those so they'll fit in with the rest of them. You find a little grove of black-eyed peas. You find a black top sitting on the ground, but you're concerned it won't match your shoes, so you leave it where it is. That'd be like asking you if you have any skin. You ask if it has any wool, and it rolls its eyes. You find a black sheep in a clearing up ahead, contentedly munching on grass. You think about picking it up, but you're suddenly struck with fear of a black hat, so you leave it there. You find a black hat sitting on the ground. This must be the site of some historic anti-surrender. You find a black flag planted in the ground.

You don't want to start drawing in black, for fear you'll never go back, so you leave it where it sits. You find a black box on the ground, but you're not currently investigating any aircraft disasters, so you leave it be. You put it on and try some karate moves, but it doesn't seem to improve your skills any, so you hang it back up. They're hopping up and down, clanging into each other, and shouting, "you're black!" "no, you're black!" You decline to judge which of them is blacker. You encounter a magically animated pot and kettle. Some pirate must really want that grass dead.

The grass ahead is marked with an intimidating black spot. You duck behind a tree before you get blackballed. In a clearing up ahead, a couple of guys dressed in black are throwing a black ball around. These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush. Having blackberry galoshes equipped while seeking the Black Market gives an additional 2 progress and one of the following messages after each combat:.Your reconstituted crow flies ahead of you, and as the blackbird flies, he helps you scout out the area. Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area. Having a Reassembled Blackbird or Reconstituted Crow as your active familiar, or having a reassembled blackbird hatchling in your inventory, while seeking the Black Market gives an additional 2-3 progress with one of the following messages after each combat:.All Over the Map is unlocked at 10 progress, additional choices are unlocked at 20, 30, and 40 progress, and the Black Market is unlocked at 50 progress. Fighting Black monsters will earn you 2-3 progress towards the Black Market (and unlock All Over the Map and then additional choices in it).Note: This is a one time adventure, occurring either as a normal noncombat adventure, or, if it hasn't occurred after 11 turns in the zone, as a "guaranteed" superlikely.Ī Potentially Offensive Reference Has Been Carefully Avoided Here.Item Drops: black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword.Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.Note: The above does not include Forty Shades of Black, but does include extra turns spent searching for the beehive.Note: This adventure will occur as a guaranteed superlikely if it has not occurred in 4 turns in the zone.Note: This adventure, and each choice contained within, slowly unlock over the course of the quest.Check out the black church: Leads to Sunday Black Sunday.Go to the black gold mine: Leads to Be Mine.Visit the blacksmith's cottage: Leads to The Blackest Smith.Head toward the blackberry patch: Leads to You Found Your Thrill.Note: This is a one time adventure that occurs on your first turn in the zone.Note: Successful attack may give 10 turns of Really Quite Poisoned.Item Drops: black pension check, black picnic basket.2, broken wings q, busted wings q, black eye b Item Drops: black eye shadow, little black book, black magic powder m.Item Drops: black cloak, black label, Mornington crescent roll, black friar's tonsure m.Note: Successful attack may give 5 turns of Really Quite Poisoned.Item Drops: adder bladder, black snake skin, sunken eyes q, bird brain q.
